{"id":238,"date":"1987-01-15T16:16:49","date_gmt":"1987-01-15T15:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/?p=238"},"modified":"2016-04-28T12:52:39","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T11:52:39","slug":"fourchette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/1987\/01\/15\/fourchette\/","title":{"rendered":"FOURCHETTE"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"height: 817px;\" width=\"882\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-239\" src=\"http:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Fourchette.jpg\" alt=\"Fourchette\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Fourchette.jpg 538w, https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Fourchette-120x160.jpg 120w, https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Fourchette-480x641.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 50px;\">\u00a0<\/td>\n<td>\n<p>Fourchette, Fourchette,<\/p>\n<p>Instrument de d\u00eenette,<\/p>\n<p>Je te d\u00e9die ce po\u00e8me<\/p>\n<p>Car en fait, je t\u2019aime\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Tu es si mignonnette,<\/p>\n<p>Quelle que soit la vinaigrette,<\/p>\n<p>Avec poivre ou avec sel,<\/p>\n<p>De beaut\u00e9, tu \u00e9tincelles\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>En inox ou en argent<\/p>\n<p>Mes repas, agr\u00e9ables, tu rends.<\/p>\n<p>Tu es tellement plus maniable,<\/p>\n<p>Tellement plus agr\u00e9able<\/p>\n<p>Oh\u00a0! Jolie fourchette,<\/p>\n<p>Que cette maudite baguette,<\/p>\n<p>Baguette chinoise,<\/p>\n<p>Baguette sournoise,<\/p>\n<p>Fourchette, idole de la jeunesse,<\/p>\n<p>Tu es pourtant bien tra\u00eetresse<\/p>\n<p>Car c\u2019est par toi que l\u2019on engraisse<\/p>\n<p>Tant pis pour nous petite diablesse\u00a0!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Fourchette, Fourchette,<\/p>\n<p>Instrument de d\u00eenette,<\/p>\n<p>Je te d\u00e9die ce po\u00e8me<\/p>\n<p>Car en fait, je t\u2019aime\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Tu es si mignonnette,<\/p>\n<p>Quelle que soit la vinaigrette,<\/p>\n<p>Avec poivre ou avec sel,<\/p>\n<p>De beaut\u00e9, tu \u00e9tincelles\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>En inox ou en argent<\/p>\n<p>Mes &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1025,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[66],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1028,"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions\/1028"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emma.webnano.fr\/poemes\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}